This day didn't start out the best...in fact, I've been having a rough few days...since about last Wednesday, I would say...anyway, I started out Monday (today) being crabby for several reasons, which I will delight you with in just a minute. I just need to say, though, that starting off your Monday with crabbiness, is not the best way to start off your week.
Crabby reason #1: None of the printers at school like me. I swear these evil machines have it in for me. I can't print to either of the upstairs printers because they truly are the spawn of Satan himself. The one downstairs is finicky and on its way to really pissing me off since it picks and chooses when it wants to work. You might be asking yourself, "What's the big deal?" Well, I'll tell ya...I have a sub on Tuesday that I was preparing for, I had morning supervision in the gym/cafeteria, a meeting during my prep and an appointment after school (more things to add to my crabby list) so every spare second was spent trying to get my substitute's materials all in place (because if you are a teacher, you know that its more work to be gone than to be there). So, why can't that frickin' printer work?
Crabby reason #2: I had morning supervison in the gym/cafeteria. Its really not that bad to do, but I honestly have a million other things that I could be doing to get my classroom in order for my students (so that they can actually learn) so it is just frustrating to spend my time doing things like that.
Crabby reason #3: I am hacking up a lung. I have been sick and now it is in my lungs. I am wheezing and coughing, which makes my job of speaking in front of a classroom quite cumbersome.
Crabby reason #4: I had to kick a kid out of class today. Now, this kid and I have not had a clash of personalities yet this year and I was very excited about that, so my biggest feeling upon this incident was disappointment that I had to resort to removing him from my classroom.
Crabby reason #5: The person that my meeting was with was late. This has happened like 3 times before. I wouldn't be too stressed about it other than the fact that I am waiting during my prep, and I am holding in the scream as I sit and watch precious seconds tick away.
Crabby reason #6: More kid issues. I had to do some more very 'middle school' disciplining and it made me feel like a giant crab.
Crabby reason #7: I haven't worked out since last Wednesday. I feel jiggly already.
Crabby reason #7 1/2: I had to go to the dentist today.
Now, I call this my crabby reason 7 1/2 because this is where my day started to get better (yes, I said better) and I thought that maybe there was a cure to this crabby cloud that was hanging over my day...
Crabby Cure #1: On the way to the dentist I heard Beyonce's new song, "If I Were A Boy" (which I really like for some reason) and I just blarred it. I don't get to do that often, because I usually have the kids.
Crabby Cure #2: Laughing gas. Even though my nose was plugged, I still took some nice long pulls off of the laughing gas nose hose. It was great giggly times.
Crabby Cure #3: I had a good talk on the phone with my sister.
Crabby Cure #4: I actually got to go to the store and get some ZiCam. I figured I'd give it a try...it can't hurt.
Crabby Cure #5: Jackson's pictures. We had Jackson's pictures taken when he was a month old and we are finally getting them back! He is the cutest baby boy ever!
Crabby Cure #6: My friend Shanna is coming over tomorrow to show me a new purse she found for me for a steal of a price.
Crabby Cure #7: Thank you! Joslynn is like a little sponge of knowledge. I think she learns something new each day...literally! Today she said, "Tanku" (Thank you). This weekend we taught her "treat" in preparation of Halloween on Friday.
Crabby Cure #8: I don't have to go to work tomorrow!!!!! Even though part of my day will be spent bringing Joslynn to the dermatologist, whom she will most likely be terrified of, it will be great because we really need to get her treated so she isn't so miserable. Either way, no work, no eighth graders, no drama!
So, in reality, I have 7 1/2 things to be crabby about and 8 crabby cures; it evens out! My life is pretty good.