Saturday, June 6, 2009

Luau Girl & Superman

Luau Girl: "So, did you have a good time last night, Superman?"

Superman: "Yes, I did. How about you?"

Luau Girl: "I did! I didn't have to work very hard because my person was drinking some liquids that were in a BIG glass. I didn't want to upset her by having some of her beverage overflow and be wasted, so I just hung out on one of the tables."

Superman: "Me too. I got to kick back and watch the party from a distance. My person was also drinking from a BIG glass, and sometimes, a very small one that was only one swallow...I wonder what that was all about?"
Luau Girl: "I'm so glad that we got to get out and do some celebrating. It was long overdue."

Superman: "I agree; our people needed a good night out on the town. I think that they had a really good time. Your person had some fun dancing and visiting with her co-workers and friends. I saw her shakin' her money maker on the dance floor...she's got some nice moves!"

Luau Girl: "Yeah, she does like to get her groove on. I saw your guy visiting with some of the other people. He seems like he was having fun visiting, and I even saw him doing some shooting! Good thing that was only a play shotgun...(no police involvement tonight!)"

Superman: "I think one of the ditzy blonde bartenders confused me with you and put your person's drink inside of me...so I was happy to help out, but I hope I didn't barge in on your territory."

Luau Girl: "No problem whatsoever. I'm glad that you were there for her. I was able to give her some water at the end of the night to make sure she had enough of the 'good' fluids so she didn't feel sick the next day."

Superman: "Man, we really gotta look out for those people don't we?"

Luau Girl: "Yeah, if we don't....who will?"

Superman: "So, maybe I'll see you at the next party? I'd like to hang out again."

Luau Girl: "I'll be there."

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